Red, Blue, Green.
(or, how 3 orthogonal colours are painting my world)

"Well, we're in space; we might as well have lasers"

If Jesus Is Paying Lebron...

"If Jesus is paying LeBron, I'm paying Dwyane Wade." Awesome.

Contemporvant

If your church's staff men's restroom contains 2 brands of pomade and a big bottle of hair gel, your church might be pushing the contemporvant category.