Having a "Significant Other" Changes Things
by Tom
A funny thing happens when Martha is in town, as I've been noticing recently. I never really have thought of myself as particularly unkempt, but maybe I've been fooling myself. Consider the following demonstration analysed against Martha's state of being "in-town" or "out-of-town."
(Martha: Out-of-Town)
(Martha: In-Town)
Funny how that works...
Comments
Lets just say its not the look . . . Its something else too . . . I'll give you a hint . . . you smell bad.
I'm just kidding*.
*Maybe.
Eh, well, it's as it should be. If she's not around, who else is there to impress?
If the smell thing is true (which I will vouch I for that I have never noticed any such thing) then perhaps that is something to consider changing for the general public. But only if it's true.
Pretty sure the smell thing is patently false... I do shower almost every day.
so really you just comb your hair to the other side?